1. Who would win in a duel, Oreo or Dan? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?

This is a tough one. Oreo has better martial arts skills, while Dan is quite skilled with a gun…to be fair, they’d better fight with giant noodles. Dan would win because Oreo would trip D:

2. Describe Dan in five words.
Kickass.
Submissive? (LOL)
Awesome 8D
Silly.
Irving.

8. Would you love to read Auntie Kat’s very personal diary?

I’m sure it would scar me for life.

3. Ruta got turned into an animal! What animal is it?

A SEX MACHINE.

4. Is Catriona your best friend?

Well I dun know her SUPER well, but she’s a good friend <3

5. Would you open a mystery gift Bella just gave you, without much hesitation?

Fuck yes. It’d either be a book on witchcraft, a drawing of an anime character, or fuzzy handcuffs.

6. Can Shanin be bad influence?

HAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
No comment. ;D

7. What was your first impression of Mishi?

Erm…that she was SPESHUL, like me XD I wanted her scarf.

8. What is Ai-Chan's favorite TV show or movie?

Good god, probably some hentai shit. I Don’t want to know xDD

9. Do you trust DeadlyVampireUnicorn?

Erm…that would depend on what with XD Probably yes?

This is a weirdass quiz. I tag you all.
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So I had this spiff-tastic idea to start this thing where I shall post a funny paragraph that catches my eye every week. You guys should do it too.
See, I just wanna spread Teh Lulz.
Recently, my daddeh paid me to read this book called The Invisible War- What every believer needs to know about satan, demons, and spiritual warfare.
And no offense to christians, but I think even you can admit some authors take it a biiiit too far. XD Example being (this is written by an evangelical pastor):

"...As I got out of my car, I saw three people coming toward the building. At first glance, I had to remind myself that it wasn't Halloween. These three visitors were dressed completely in black with long capes, their hair was dyed in various colors, and they looked like their faces had been covered in whitewash. They had black circles painted around their eyes and their mouths. and they were coming to church.
It's an amazing thing to see three vampire-looking characters among the hundreds of people streaming into church. I heard later that these visitors became significantly disruptive. They sat in the back, and when the gospel was being preached, they payed against the service and all things christian. A number of people had to come and pray for them-and against them. They were steeped in the occult, driven by dark powers, and even POSSESSED by their evil lords."

Listen, sir. Newsflash: they were most likely doing it for Teh Lulz.

I mean seriously! So many flaws to this. If they really were 'osessed' or even joking, they wouldn't have let people come pray for them. etc.


But I had to admit, the first thing that came to my mind...I wanna be 'controlled' by demon lords

amirite or amirite.

But no, just kidding, I'm not that horny of a teenager.

I TAG YOU ALLL..

HERRO!

I iz back from long break. I had a tooon of school stuff, and likewise shit, so it was a wil' hard to get on, but I miss you guys so much ;-;
I have some amazing friends on hurr.
I had several thousand deviations and journals XD I kinda had to delete them >.> So if I missed something you want me to see/read, please tell me!!!!!

So...what's been happenin, everyone?

Billy mays is dead.
Michael jackson is dead.
Heath ledger is dead.
etc.
It's all 's fault.

I got to see in San Fran ^_^ He's awesome.
And I am still in love with Shanin. Especially because everything she writes puts such delicious pictures in my head, makes me cry, or...hehe ;D So everyone go read her stories.


Luffs!!! <3
p.s. mah new photoshop account:

i am sekkretly a ten-gallon top hat.

Tagged by

01.- Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...so i was stunned when Leslie announced that she had become a christian..."
ROFL
02.- Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
AIR! MY HOUSE IZ TOO BIG T.T

03.- What is the last thing you watched on TV?
....miley cyrus touch herself

04.- Without looking, guess what time it is.
10:50 p.m.

05.- Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:55 XD

06.- With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
I hear my brother banging around upstairs 0.o

07.- When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I just went on a family walk...with awkward moments ensuing when we accused my mother of having autism and my dad freaking out because he wanted to make sure *i was okay if they prayed in front of me* LOL

08.-Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
........*shifty eyes*

09.- What are you wearing?
Pyjamas XD

10.- Did you dream last night?
Yes. I think umm.....preggers?

11.- When did you last laugh?
Just now. XD

12.- What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A very violent painting of St. Peter getting crucified. And lots of sun and moon shit.


13.- Seen anything weird lately?
I talked to a DRAGON

14.- What do you think of this quiz?
*no comment*

15.- What is the last film you saw?
INDIANA JONES! OH YEAH BABY

16.- If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy all the children and women out of the sex trade.

17.- Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
My real name starts with a C.

18.- If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would either expose the government for a certain something I was not pleased to find out was happening, or end the sex trade...

19.- Do you like to dance?
YES! Been dancing for over twelve years.

20.- George Bush:
I think he's adorable

21.- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sonata ^_^ or adeliade

22.- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jaden. After a child a friend of mine lost...

23.- Would you ever consider living abroad?

oh heck YES. I HATE america. Swizerlandz plz

24.- What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"What the fuck are you doing here, go down to hell where all the cool people like Ghandi and Oreo are!"

25.- Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

I TAG EVERYONE!!!